1. British tab runs nude pictures of Woody Harrelson: Those brits have to be sadly jealous of such a perfect specimen of the American form.

2. Asked if she wants a Porsche for her 16th, Miley Cyrus says "No small cars.": Her answer was better than dad Billy Ray's, he thought it was the French pronunciation of where you put your rockin' chair.

3. Kathleen Turner apologizes for accusing Nicolas Cage of dognapping: Then she dropped her voice an octave and and 4 reporters swooned.

4. Gay cable network developing show about lesbian FBI agent: I just hope they don't spend too many episodes investigating ladies' softball and women's golf.

5. Yoko Ono says all the Beatles' wives suffered: In a riches beyond belief, servants at every turn, never worked a day in your life, kinda way.

6. Recently released Q Scores of dead celebrities find no drop in popularity: So to stop his slide in reputation, Tom Cruise should induce a comma?

7. Britain challenges decision to allow Snoop Dogg into country: But they say they will drop the challenge if he will let them snap shots of him naked.

8. CBS News denies planning to pay CNN for news: "We're gonna get it free, just like everybody else."

9. Rapper Big Boi collaborates with the Atlanta Ballet: His toughest task? Rhyming "Ballet" with "Mallet" and "Shalit."

10. Olsen twins wear white masks to wedding: Things got much more tense when they climbed the balcony and dangled a baby.